tonight, tonight, it’s coming tonight, hot damn tonight.
Jeff: That’s it, you’re under arrest. I’m an undercover cop.
Britta: It’s not illegal to be gay.
Jeff: It is here in Iran.
Britta: Not when we’re in the Green Zone.
Jeff: That’s Iraq, stupid.
“Fine, I cared. I’m a girly girl. I like boys and I don’t like it when they’re mean to me, and I don’t like it when they stop kissing me and start kissing my friends. I’m not that cool, I’m not Juno, ok homeslice?”
britta for the win.